elize

[amber rollo @ambercrollo]

all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. https://t.co/efpS5aQ8zz

[Evie @eviebarrett7]

Unfortunately not😞

[ellis @homocarto]

feel like pure shit just want the dairy & eggs aisle at big asda with the fake cow & chickens back

[Asad Zafar 🇵🇸 @as1z_]

No one:

Me after eating: mm I need something sweet

[Anastasia @AnastasiaK_xoxo]

this year really is a fuck up isn’t it, feel like I’m in a simulation watching the news

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room

[Evie @eviebarrett7]

Written by yours truly😊

[Evie @eviebarrett7]

I wrote for @TBreakdownMag about mental health representation in music✨ really enjoyed this one, please do check it out!

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOUR YEARS TO USE THIS

[hannah 🦦 @pressvred]

happy november 1st

[MR @MarcusRashford]

📍Basingstoke

[King SJ @ItsOnlyBantz]

Didn’t even realise MP’s get a £25 per day food allowance.

£125 per week
£1300 per year ( per person)
£845,000 per year for all MP’s

£800k + of our taxes go towards feeding MP’s on £80k a year while children go hungry. If that doesn’t bother you then you have a problem

[Evie @eviebarrett7]

I can now officially say I’m a published journalist for @warnermusic 🤩☺️ so grateful for the opportunity and excited for what’s to come!✨ https://t.co/BVISu5wLNm

[ʳᵒᶜᵏ ᵒⁿ @golddustwomn]

me 24/7

[Ren @renoldddd]

Imagine your card declines at therapy and they bring in bon Iver

[alice X @alicelouisexo_]

so digi toilets are unisex now and i had a fully grown man ask me if he’d come into the wrong ones and when i explained he said ‘i’m just worried i’ll get a hard on’ and THAT is why men are the problem