Elle

BYOE (bring your own eggs)

[seynique @seynique]

if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

Your honor I was in a funk that whole week

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I like Dua Lipa because all of her songs give me little instructions

[Peter Mossfield @PeterMossfield]

Eating my 8 spiders on New Years Day this year to get it out of the way

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh wow would you look at that forecast

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Why is it called the mayo clinic lol. Look at me im going to the ketchup hospital! Give me a break

[DeKaylin Metcalf @dkm14]

Claire, you a clown 🤡

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

did a wolf write this

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

First of the year I can smell the crumble now

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Elle @elle_kanj]

New DePaul Explore Chicago course idea: navigating the Trader Joe’s parking lot