Ellen Bergman

i like to say things that only i think are funny.

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

This is the most 'me' tweet of all time. https://t.co/CgGfPJ2fje

[Preston @antidepreston]

@ellenmbergman Dude I heard you laughing from the bathroom at Skylark the other day.

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@ErasTourResell Pleeeeeease 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@TBSOfficial coming to your show in NYC on 8/17 all the way from Arkansas. Hoping to hear you play my favorite song, Your Own Disaster. ♥️

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@ErasTourResell Let it once be me 🔮

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

do u ever just wanna eat 37 potstickers at 7:30 in the morning bc same

[Will Watson @willwatson]

I know a lot of Republicans who LOVE Arkansas.

I know a lot of Democrats who LOVE Arkansas.

I know a lot of people who wouldn’t call themselves either who just LOVE Arkansas.

Y’all, the people running our state do not love Arkansas. Period.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The hypocrisy of Speaker McCarthy and the Republican “deficit hawks” is breathtaking. While they propose savage cuts to the needs of working families, children, the elderly, the sick and the poor, they push for trillions in tax breaks for the billionaire class. Give me a break!

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@natedigad

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

Honestly Jason’s Deli has the best strawberry shortcake. Better than any other I’ve ever had except for maybe Skylark.

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@Count_Zero_Burn

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@Count_Zero_Burn

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

Gmail is way less efficient and has less functionality by far than Outlook and I will fight you on this.

[David McAvoy @DavidWMcAvoy]

Voters in Conway just rejected Governor Sanders’ extremist candidates by wide margins. Arkansans are seeing what the Governor and her party are pushing on Arkansas and realizing just how bad it is. Her rubber stamps in the legislature are next. Let’s bring hope back to Arkansas!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He’s a one term, twice impeached loser. A former tv game show host who’s failed at everything from his SATs to his steaks & casinos.
He’s a self-obsessed incurious idiot.
A Cheeto-hued classified intel thief who’s lied about his taxes, the election he lost & the coup he plotted. He’s been indicted for paying hush money to a porn star, is under multiple criminal investigations and he was just found guilty of sexual assault.

Republicans: yep that’s our guy.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The current frontrunner for the Republican Party’s nomination for president has just been found guilty of sexual assault.

And it won’t cost him an ounce of support.

Let that sink in.

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

Having @SarahHuckabee as governor is worse than I ever could have imagined, which was already bad. Arkansas is a place that I love and am truly disgusted by what is taking place.

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

I’m not trying to blame anyone, but I really hope all the AR teachers (+others) who voted for SHS learned their lesson for next election. Sad to think about how much better our state could be doing if we had elected Chris Jones, or anyone who doesn’t just spew garbage. #arpx

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

@antidepreston

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

Goals

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Miche, After 30 years, I’m not sure why you look exactly the same and I don’t. I do know that I won the lottery that day—that I couldn’t have asked for a better life partner. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!

[Ellen Bergman @ellenmbergman]

These refs suck