Preston

Wasteland explorer. Daedra worshiper. Board man. Sometimes I write stupid things.

[Preston @antidepreston]

.@FurnaceFest should have been 4 days but instead of having bands today, they should've just had a bunch of couches and tvs and free Netflix logins and blankets and hot chocolate.

[Shannon @ShannonSayHey]

Hey Journalism friends, @mcrecordonline has an opening for the editor’s position. It’s a great job and I’d argue you’d be working with great people.

And we’re award winning!

Please pass the word around! (Like how I did that?)

[Preston @antidepreston]

Shaq from the free throw line ass shooting. Kobe would've hit that.

[Preston @antidepreston]

@natedigad It's in Heimlich County, obviously.

[Preston @antidepreston]

@natedigad @BWWings Fix this NOW @BWWings or I'm calling the @FBI

[Preston @antidepreston]

@JohnTeeth @julianspivey44 @elonmusk Old asses

[Preston @antidepreston]

@julianspivey44 You can’t tell me the bridge collapse doesn’t have George W. Bush written all over it.

[Preston @antidepreston]

@randyjcruz If I have to give a real answer, it’d be Taz, RVD, Dreamer and Douglas. Heyman instead of Dreamer if he’s eligible.

[Preston @antidepreston]

@randyjcruz Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Spike Dudley, and Big Dick Dudley

[Preston @antidepreston]

@xlightxupx Do it do it do it (I haven’t played it yet, but 16 is wonderful)

[Preston @antidepreston]

@FullBlownMltdwn @theyare68 Ever listen to A Rose by Any Other Name? I wish he’d have kept that going a little bit.

[Preston @antidepreston]

Nothing in the world dumber than a college jump ball.

[Preston @antidepreston]

@julianspivey44 That’s EXACTLY what someone who’s on the Epstein list would say!

[Preston @antidepreston]

@SheaSerrano I used to do it and kinda miss it and like loaning my eyes out for the cause

[Preston @antidepreston]

@FullBlownMltdwn Went to college in central Arkansas and they were always playing small shows there. Got to do a feature on them for the school paper. This and Hurricane were the soundtrack to my early 20s.

[Preston @antidepreston]

@natedigad

[Preston @antidepreston]

@SilverNumber1 Well have you tried Beavis and Butthead Do U. for Windows 95

[Preston @antidepreston]

Jeeeeeeeesus.

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

As Martin Luther King Jr said, people should be judged on the content of their character, not the color of their skin.

The Supreme Court affirmed that fundamental truth in today’s decision.

The greatness of America is that it doesn’t matter where you start — you get to decide where you finish.