elle

I’m a good noodle. she/her

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

I honestly think we are asking too much of cauliflower.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[elle @elleturnip]

@kristinelliss Angelic 😇

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

american culture is telling a 17 year old to pick something they like to do and bet $100,000 and 4 years that they’ll like doing it for the rest of their entire life

[elle @elleturnip]

My friends from Oklahoma vs my friends from California

[GL @gldivittorio]

Inside you there are two wolves

[elle @elleturnip]

@Ashlynnnleigh Me nodding along like I know what you’re talking about

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes

[elle @elleturnip]

@Ashlynnnleigh I feel like if we have credit scores the country should too, and then yours should get boosted based on how much better you’re personally doing than the US lol

[elle @elleturnip]

@Ashlynnnleigh I’m not gonna lie I read this three times and I still don’t know what you mean

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

during lockdown you guys were so afraid to be alone with your thoughts you were going on ZOOM dates, don’t think I forgot

[FINNEAS @finneas]

I’ve got no problem with god, only his fandom

[Blacknificent🎨 @_thickums__]

Our Hair... Our Story... My Story

[elle @elleturnip]

@TheShaneWilde Some of us actually do care Shane.

[abeyaar @kyahuabhaiiii]

"i love your curves"
The curves:-

[elle @elleturnip]

@kristinelliss “I am not doing good” - @boburnham

[elle @elleturnip]

@kahbitchesonly Maybe not cure but it’ll at least get better for 15 mins and that’s always better than 0 mins.

[elle @elleturnip]

@Ashlynnnleigh Either way I’m moving in

[elle @elleturnip]

@Ashlynnnleigh Or a bad home first come first serve

[Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl]

I really thought I was chubby my entire life until I heard the term slim thick. Since then, the streets have not known peace.

[no @zedonarrival]

class of 2008-2012 don't forget to use retinol tonight