Ellie Boren

I judge people for fun and profit. (She/her)

[Ellie Boren @ellieboren]

FYI I was active here. Arguably, alarmingly so. But I didn’t want my beautiful tweets used to train the garbage AI of a son of apartheid, so…

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

It really is that simple

[loretta trutide @dfwclayton]

you can definitely tell who did her debate prep

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

Our current mayor's inner circle is being raided by the FBI and our last mayor is posting videos of himself putting coconut on pizza for reasons that remain unclear. I love this town.

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

She’s there for the rapist Dutch volleyball player get his ass

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Watching Sean Astin being so passionate about Kamala on this zoom and all I hear is “Down here it’s our time! It’s our time down here!”

IYKYK

All my real Goonies stand up. 🥹✊🏽

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Every dog with Republican owners today.

[Mike @hammerito]

CBS cutting off Billy Joel during the last chorus of Piano Man is hitting Billy Joel fans like a vehicle driven by Billy Joel colliding with a house in Oyster Bay

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Acting classes aren't free, but they sure are worth it.