Eleanor

what do now

[mar @onlytheblye]

how do you go home and face your friends and family after doing this on TV

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[bab @1xeraz]

Am I losing my mind

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Oh no. They've uncovered our insidious plot to continue existing.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Disrespectful to him

[𝑨𝒃𝒃𝒚⁷ @kookiemonssta]

i hate this man can still get a chuckle outta me lmaoo #loveislandusa

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Severancing my brain the old fashioned way tonight

[Mia @boygrrI]

hold on. did adam sandler just convince him not to be a nazi

[rat jackson @ratjackson_]

one time i saw a lady pushing a dog in a stroller and i told her your dog is so cute and she said oh he’s not my dog he’s my client

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

We’ll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than anyone you’ve ever met. He could still make you feel like you’re the only person in the room. He could still give you the best advice you’ve ever gotten and make you feel loved no matter what. He’s an American treasure. There is only one @DannyDeVito

[Boyfailurecharliekelly @eeternalferret]

there's just so many but nothing beats the experience i had watching this scene for the first time

[danlet @evildanevil]

If u are still in line at raising canes STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!