Dad of 3

BBC Lighting Director BBC News Cameraman. Views my own not BBC’s

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@JoMatrika stop zooming in and out ffs

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

#eclipse #lymepark

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@DrRitaDed Learn English before you start typing crap.

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@DrRitaDed @BaddieBraddie @HeatheN_CS I think you need help, maybe a doctor you might not of heard of them.

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@DrRitaDed @FactFindingPro well looks like it

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@DrRitaDed I though blokes stopped putting tampons up their arses long time ago.

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@DrRitaDed you taking the piss, the UK!!!!!!

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@TaraBull BS

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@BBCNews LOL

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@NASA_Johnson @NASA LOL NASA still stuck in the 60's, you will never get to Mars

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@Peter_J_Beck Is there anything reusable

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@ColleyPhoto Erm, I think you should contact me Martin.

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@elonmuskTN 70

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@ring_uk when can I buy the new 4K doorbell camera from https://t.co/V7ZYegXZG2, NOT Amazon. Thanks

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@JasonManford I’m nice and live down the road, your comedy nights are great.

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

#ringcamera
Don’t buy one, this is just 4 years old.

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@ring why do your doorbell cameras self-destruct after just four years and I get no help? Why would I bother buying a new one? I’m not the only one this has happened to

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@ring Don’t bother getting a doorbell this is just 4 years old

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@RingDoorbell_ shame on you for abandoning me with your crap product #Ringdoorbell
#ringcamera

[Dad of 3 @elliotcarman]

@elonmusk Just like your rocket @elonmusk