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i was coerced into redownloading this app

[des @dotnetschizo]

my favourite turn based strategy game

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Wordle 731 1/6

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it made sense dramaturgically….. but at what cost

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“with open eyes” no thank you. no i will keep them shut. @jessearmstrong1 i do not want to see.

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imaging nepobabygirlbossing your way so close to the sun only for some jerkoff swede to give the throne to your cousin-fucking cornfed basic from hockeytown cunt of montecristo-ass cringehusband

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at least he served before the downfall💔

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KENDALL DON’T GO TOWARDS THE WATER KENDALL. RECONNECT WITH YOUR CHILDREN KENDALL

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you can’t make a gromelette without breaking a few greggs (green eggs)

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Marcel the shell with a gun

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the woke left doesn’t want you to know that big government steals all your information. they LITERALLY have a photo of me as a baby

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@hankgreen gobblegobble

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oh to be a shrimp color

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i think i would choose to be sworn in on the Mysterious Benedict Society

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Nicholas Braun and Matthew Macfayden could do Elio and Oliver but Timotheé Chalamet and Armie Hammer could never do Tom and Greg. I said what I said.

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the d in vitamin d stands for doing your mom (creds to jackson brogan)

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injecting testosterone cypionate intramuscularly call that manifesting

[Sumaya Awad @sumayaawad]

First in person event since 2019

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@smawvs @pilkgod if i eated a grllild chhees. i don’t eat it bc i did. no i didn’t❤️