sam willard-van sistine

samwvs | they/them |

[fart with reverb @levonpeevon]

The beach that makes u infertile

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@kayhasthebiggay you wouldn’t sherlock a gnome

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@pilkgod grilm ch

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@pilkgod @ollychaney did you even read the question?

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@pilkgod i’ve been itching to cook some hair in the dining hall

[supreme pilk overlord @pilkgod]

i wholeheartedly believe that @smawvs could survive cholera. in case you don’t believe me, we will be proving this hypothesis in a trial run within the following week.

#prayersforsam

[sam willard-van sistine @smawvs]

@pilkgod come drink me then. i never run out of pilk ;)

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it’s no coincidence that the only way to make corn good is literally by burning it

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@pilkgod how are you gonna fit the corn in there when you KNOW i’m full of pilk??

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@annikajadee currently on repeat rn for maximum brainwave syncing

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@eilaplaninc imagine being in wolf instead of pack. packpride works way better than wolfpride

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checkmate

[eila @eilaplaninc]

popcorn literally isn’t even made of corn. god u corn haters are all so dumb

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@Booberryshlevon @DeathNMidsummer @m1chaelst1pe hi

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@ me next time loser

[eila @eilaplaninc]

go off on corn ig lol 🙄