Elliswhit

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

A FAMOUS NIGHT AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!!!! 😍😍😍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Bro doesn't even want to be here. 💀

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

[Josh @JoshhyHead]

@ReissComeback Hope he grows up and scores against Tottenham like his dad

[Blackandwhitebanter @bnwbanter]

EXCLUSIVE: Unseen interview as Miguel Almiron discusses the comments made by Jack Grealish back in May…

#NUFC #NUFCFans #NewcastleUnited

[Sissyone @Sissyone_]

Someone said Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn’t stand a chance with this generation because he’d try to drug them and they’d just be stood in his kitchen chatting shit till 6am 😂😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

As 90th minute equalisers go... 😮

@asaintmaximin wins August's @budfootball Goal of the Month with this stunning strike against Wolves!

#PLAwards | @NUFC

[T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus @TOther_Simon]

My wife's concerned about our son's forthcoming birthday.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

When they order a Chinese at Hogwarts

[George @Gs20395]

Facebook has done it again

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

✍️ Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Alexander Isak from Real Sociedad.

Welcome, Alex! 🇸🇪⚫️⚪️

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Piece of cake at Brentford (@BrentfordFC)

💷 £0

[KG🍬 @KyleG1878]

Tom Davies using the same weights straight after Onana

[Nick Pope @Popey1992]

Nick Pope

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

Watched this 20 times already

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

Live Scenes: Ten Hag begging the Man Utd board to let him resign.

[FPL Birdseye View @FPLBirdseyeView]

Alan Shearer with an early submission for MOTD content of the season. Sublime

[father @SonXeno]

LMFAOOOOOOOO