the gentlethem pirate

Kelly | kinda moody | save the animals, eat the rich🍴

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

FUCK. THE. POLICE.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

WARNING: GRAPHIC ⚠️ This is the 911 call from 10-year-old Khloie Torres who survived the Uvalde massacre. The police were outside the door and did nothing.

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

@LinzDeFranco raise your hand if you‘ve been personally victimized by this tweet 😭🤚

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

💔 sorry to bring Harry Potter to the tl because she-who-i-will-not-name but damn. I found so much comfort from the character of Hagrid. Hands down the best part of the entire series was every scene with this man.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Robbie Coltrane has passed away at age 72

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

@HeroFromDirt @Knightenator Can I be your plus one 🙏

[Melissa Fumero @melissafumero]

No late fees, just fun. Join us on November 3rd when Blockbuster Season 1 premieres only on @netflix!!! Here we gooooooo!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

ban firework shows and replace them with this immediately

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

could it be? in this the darkest of timelines?

[Community @CommunityTV]

six seasons...

[Rio Romeo @romeovomit]

to keep up w/ audible, spotify is now selling audiobooks. do NOT buy from either of these brands. there's an app called Libby which is 100% FREE that has thousands of old & brand new audiobooks and all you need is your library card number!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Still have never seen one good argument against these points. Not one.

[🦐 Shrimb @shrimplify]

[Tomorrow Comes Yesterday] The experience of time blindness

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

i know it’s been posted before but this one always gets me

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

how do you tell a loved one

the coffee they bought you

is bad

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

this is 100% @HeroFromDirt

[jamez @JamezDead]

Gotta make sure my girl know I'm the leader of my friend group

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

started @NotOkayFilm for Dylan O’Brien
stayed for the crushing secondhand guilt
and left with Avril Lavigne “oldies” stuck in my head 💀

[Mick 💙💛 @MickBoettge]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[E Krebs, PhD 🧂 @SaltySicky]

Thoughts from a suicidologist on the new 988 crisis hotline:
1. Having a simple number is good.
2. Having more trained crisis teams is good.
2. It's still linked to nonconsensual active rescue which means they can & will trace your call & send police if they deem it necessary.

[the gentlethem pirate @ellliendure]

just found out my anti-vaxx brother has a gun. in his house. where he and his wife live with their three kids. but he mysteriously hasn’t had enough money to fix the a/c in their car and consequently haven’t taken their kids anywhere other than the grocery store in YEARS.