El | Adulting Diaries

Adulting one chaotic day at a time | Professional procrastinator & overthinker | Random life stories & real talk | Weekly threads every Sunday

[El | Adulting Diaries @ellvoh]

Said I’d sleep early tonight.
It’s 1:37am and I’m watching videos about how to be more productive.

[El | Adulting Diaries @ellvoh]

@Qualitylady_ @rudeboypsquare See this Crocodile 🫵

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@ceciiii07 Stalks

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@TheRatelNation Chief VDM

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@dammiedammie35 Na adulting is the best

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@MySpenda This kind adult

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The older I get, the louder my knees announce my arrival.

[El | Adulting Diaries @ellvoh]

Adulting level: Can pay the bills but still get excited about free shipping.

😂

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@TheRatelNation Seriously

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Overthinking at 2am is a personality trait at this point.

[El | Adulting Diaries @ellvoh]

Adulting level unlocked: I now negotiate with myself to go to bed like I’m bargaining with a toddler.

😂

[Pguy⚡️ @be_like_pguy]

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[El | Adulting Diaries @ellvoh]

Adulting Diaries Regular human failing at life:

procrastinator, buys healthy food then eats cereal, whispers 'what the fuck' daily.

Real talk on aging, overthinking & absurd moments.

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[El | Adulting Diaries @ellvoh]

@officialABAT This is funny .. in this generation nothing is hidden anymore Mr. President, even though AI wants to scatter things for us lately but na lie...

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

Yeah breakups hurt, but have you
ever been a super talkative, enthusiastic person but slowly over the years and after trauma after trauma watch yourself become more quieter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isn’t who you are anymore

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

My wife was sleeping next to me. And all of a sudden I got a Facebook notification, a woman asked me to add her. So I added her. I accepted the friend request and sent a message asking, "Do we know each other?"

She replied: "I heard you got married but I still love you."

She was a friend from the past. She looked very beautiful in the picture. I closed the chat and looked at my wife, she was sleeping soundly after her exhausting day of work.

Looking at her, I was thinking about how she feels so safe that she can sleep so comfortably in a completely new home with me.

She is far from her parents' house, where she spent 24 hours surrounded by her family. When she was upset or sad, her mother was there so she could cry in her lap. Her sister or brother would tell jokes and make her laugh. Her father would come home and bring her everything she liked. And still, she placeed so much trust in me.

All these thoughts came to mind, so I picked up the phone and pressed "BLOCK".

I turned to her and slept next to her.

I am a man, not a child. I have sworn to be faithful to her and so it will be. I will fight forever to be a man who doesn't cheat on his wife and tear a family apart....

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

saturday is the only true weekend day, friday is a whole ass work day and sunday is giving pre-monday vibes, we have really been scammed, tricked, hoodwink, mislead, deceived!!!!

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Been working remote for 5 years. There is nothing I miss about being in the office

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I’ll never understand men who pursue a woman, make her believe she is the love of his life, ask for a future from her, just to be entertaining multiple other women the entire time. Can someone explain this to me please?

[𝗜𝗖𝗘 @be_like_ice]

What smell do you find impossible to tolerate with ADHD or autism, even if others don't seem bothered by it?