Eloise Helena Turner

Tree-hugging triathlete.

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

Toxic waste build up in River Lea / Houghton Brook is shocking! Litter louts adding to it daily. We must do better! @EnvAgency @lutoncouncil #protectwildlife #KeepBritainTidy #lovewhereyoulive

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

3.5 hrs litter picking in Leagrave (R. Lea, Wauluds Bank)& Limbury. I filled 23 shopping bags-full! @lutoncouncil Plse empty bins. @KeepBritainTidy 👍

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

@McDonaldsUK Horrified to see the disgusting amount of your packaging strewn across nearby areas since you reopened. #KeepBritainTidy

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

#Thameslink #overcrowding #passengersfainting End the shambles!

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

More delays and severe overcrowding on the 17.21 St Pancras to Bedford #Thameslink Put more trains on! Beyond a joke!

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

#Thameslink what are you playing at?! At last, on a fast train & on time then changed to a all stopper! Late yet again!!!😤

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

Yet more cancellations this afternoon to Bedford. Dreadful #Thameslink service continues..

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

More shambles on #Thameslinkrailway this morning 😤

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

#londonmarathon delighted got in but v annoyed link dosen't work for payment?! Help!!

[BBC The Sky at Night @BBCStargazing]

Aaw well done Aidan, Simon and Neeve! You can now consider yourselves successful @PulsarHunters - Dame Jocelyn Bell Burnell said so!

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

@AlexTur15652204 V tasty x

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

Comicstitan forbidden planet #dwcd

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

What a mission! http://t.co/VMTqz08aCJ

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

Bit naughty but.. swam with Barrel Jellyfish after some imbibing.. fabulous creatures!

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

I heart Pembrokeshire

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Procedure for being unthanked for door holding:
1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit
2. Say you're welcome
3. Shake head
4. Mutter "unbelievable"

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Well you've seen this. Of course you have. But just in case....

https://t.co/OU535GaHDH

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

CARTEN(110m!) finishers! Fab day apart from scuffed bike..& rider!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "You're welcome"
1. You're welcome
2. You ungrateful sod

[Eloise Helena Turner @eloisehturner]

Watch @HillaryClinton’s announcement video https://t.co/AjnKQNuapg #Hillary2016