elora

cooking, kickboxing, complaining

[elora @elorasharon]

what’s it called when a song comes on and you immediately start crying asking for a friend

[elora @elorasharon]

if i see one more AI version of someone on my feed i’m going to lose my shit

[elora @elorasharon]

if i ever say “forever valentine” please take me out back

[elora @elorasharon]

if there’s any time to argue for a chronological IG feed this is it

[elora @elorasharon]

if i have to hear from an undecided voter one more time i’ll kms

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

2016: When they go low, we go high
2024: Tr*mp has a small dick

[elora @elorasharon]

my first job in NY was so toxic that someone recommended starting a "nice" folder so i could look back at kind/funny emails when times are tough. it's something i still do, and i just hit my 1 year at chronicle, where my "nice" folder is full and i so seldom need to reference it.

[elora @elorasharon]

@svershbow never forget!!!!!!!

[elora @elorasharon]

is there anything worse than a man thinking he's funny

[elora @elorasharon]

no one sends you more birthday texts than any dentist you've ever been to

[elora @elorasharon]

@cara_elaine_ she has risen

[elora @elorasharon]

this week i’ve had to ask my hairdresser to fix my hair, tell a man i didn’t want to go on a second date, and tell the nail tech i messed up my nail. i don’t need any more life lessons ok

[elora @elorasharon]

about to do the scariest thing known to man: message my stylist and tell her i need her to fix my haircut

[elora @elorasharon]

@DoodlesJW if i get kate middleton’d you’ll know

[elora @elorasharon]

i do hope to be married one day but i do hope i never find myself compelled to use the word “hubby”

[elora @elorasharon]

@DoodlesJW 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[elora @elorasharon]

thirst trapping works

[elora @elorasharon]

@DoodlesJW can’t say i’m not holding out hope

[elora @elorasharon]

met the man of my dreams yesterday and he told me he wasn’t looking for anything serious 🤙🏼

[elora @elorasharon]

@rpfirm perhaps i needed a qualifier of straight men here but yes pls do !!!!

[elora @elorasharon]

why do all men universally send the most unfunny reels? just stop