Elisa Lurkis

Open-hearted sarcasm

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@dominickmatthew

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@MiraLazine Cruz and Kennedy made a mockery of the process. They should be ashamed of themselves. Netburn was poised, dignified and articulate and a model of how to behave under such craziness.

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Staying true to his principles, which is why I love him so much.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I cannot, in good conscience, vote for the debt ceiling deal.

[Elisa Lurkis @elurkis]

@almquist_lars 27 is a little young for you, no? Robbing the cradle??

[Elisa Lurkis @elurkis]

@Caltrans8 I understand that crews are working hard and appreciate it. But information is everything during a natural disaster and you are not sending updates in real time often enough. We got out yesterday by listening to an individual comment on your twitter page. Ain’t right.

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@Isolated_Meow @Caltrans8 @theisolatedmeow thank God for you posting this! We would still be stuck if not for you! 🙏

[Elisa Lurkis @elurkis]

@ds1385 @Caltrans8 Same!!

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@joshpuckett @Caltrans8 Thank you so much! We would still be stuck there if you hadn’t posted this. 🙏

[Elisa Lurkis @elurkis]

@Isolated_Meow @Caltrans8 Is the 18 between Big Bear and Lucerne Valley really open? None of the current updates indicate this.

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@AZimmHistory That’s just the conservative, fear-based vein in this country that The NY Times somehow feels they have to represent. Not only do trans people have the right to live their truths, but we should honor them for their bravery and for enlightening the rest of us. Thrive on, lovely!!

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@maffyfitz Would LOVE that!!! 🥰💕

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@maffyfitz Girl, how do not age and continue to be so stunning???

[San Diego Volleyball @USDVolleyball]

Any questions?

#GoToreros

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@almquist_lars @lanuovasuzy 😂😂

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@lanuovasuzy I still like em!!

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@mhdksafa Hello!!!

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A @Padres loss one day followed by the sudden death of @thelesliejordan is too much to bear. RIP to one of the most lovable, hilarious, charming humans ever. 💔😭

[Elisa Lurkis @elurkis]

@Padres @faridyu

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@SuingStraights Also Killer Queen