Elvis Hitler

Part epic performer, part maniacal, race purifying, power mad world conqueror. In other words, I have a broad resume. Don't let the jumpsuit fool you.

[Ol_Painless @OlPainless75]

Rumor has it that Obama is going to legalize pot. Well that will cure his intolerance for reporters with questions. #change #truth

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

When is the part when this guy gets beaten to retarded with a hammer in a prison closet? http://t.co/8QWxTYgW

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

I'd ask for more followers, but it's Twitter, who gives a fuck!

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

So does Kim Kardashian list as her occupation on forms as "Cum Dumpster?" #dyingtoknow

[Telly Savalas @SavalasTelly]

Whew! They caught the cannibal in Berlin. Now the Germans can go back to planning the Fourth Reich.

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

"@FilthyRichmond: You know it's love when he drinks a White Russian from your bowling shoe." is that code for cum filled pussy?

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

I hope so. That's for dashing my hopes for an Aryan race with their fucking honor and kamikaze bullshit!

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

Well look at that...Memorial Day is around the corner. Time to round up some kikes for the grill!

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

I'd stick my dick in a Jew broad's pussy, but that leaves her incessant mouth unaccounted for! #truth

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

The last Jew hooker I banged had her prices tattooed on her forearm...#irony

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

"@Pornhub: Sick tattoo I'm gonna get http://t.co/O08mzghH #Props" just make sure you spell "juicy" correctly

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

I would laugh at the jokes of Jew comedians, but after ordering the deaths of their grandparents, I would think it's inappropriate. #couth

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

Steak and Blowjob Day. Tell you girl and hear that it's a made up holiday. Knock her unconscious and fuck her in the mouth anyway.

[goid @TanakaSeiron]

@elvishitler1 So ever think of making Mein Kampf a hit rock song?

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

The last time I slapped a Jew in the chops, half of his Channukah candles blew out! #weird

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

I prefer to lick my pussy front to back. That way I get the most for my buck by finishing at what I like to call "Flavor Town."

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

"@Sick_Humor: This song is dedicated to you, cunt" Why thank you, asslicker.

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

Mel Gibson says the Jews are responsible for all the problems in the world. That includes "Apocalypto" and the "Lethal Weapon" franchise.

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

Is it a crime to rape a toilet? Because that's just what happened and I hear faint crying coming from the bathroom.

[Elvis Hitler @elvishitler1]

"@ToryLaPrath: Whatever you think of Episode 1, seeing "A long time ago", the theme made me feel 7 again." then jar jar banks came out.