Kutwa Elly

We are who we are through others✌.

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

@abbah_mwamburi where were you?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Linda Mwananchi team receives blessings from elders and leaders of Taita Taveta

[Philosopher @Philosopher254]

I'm still asking: Would Judge Muchelule believe a suspect who gave the exact same explanation in his court?

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

We have a problem in Kenya. A very big problem. In a functional democracy, the Judge would have resigned.

[Cel 🔮🌙 @celstrin]

The largest norwegian broadcasting channel is broadcasting their return and dude's carrying a RACCOON
#haaland #erlinghaaland

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Nike pays Erling Haaland roughly $20 million a year to be photographed with their products. A family-run western store in Dallas just got the same treatment for free. Better than free: Haaland paid them $750 for a taxidermy raccoon hugging a whiskey bottle.

The backstory makes it better. Haaland walked into Wild Bill's Western Store during Norway's World Cup run and bought cowboy hats, exotic boots, a longhorn belt buckle, and a shirt reading "Y'all can kiss my Dallas." The owner says Haaland knew nothing about cowboy hats and had to be fitted for his first one.

Then Norway's Cinderella run ended in the quarterfinals, and the tournament's breakout star, seven goals, carried the raccoon off the plane in Oslo himself. Caption: "It followed me home." Then he ran an Instagram poll asking fans to name it.

The results for a boot shop that's been family-owned since the 1970s: the Whiskey Raccoon is sold out. The Dallas shirt is nearly gone. Their $500 Belligerent Squirrel, a taxidermy squirrel smoking a cigarette and holding Jack Daniel's, is down to low stock. Local shoppers are lining up at a store most of them had walked past for years.

Sports brands run entire celebrity seeding departments trying to manufacture exactly this: a global superstar genuinely delighted by a product, on camera, unprompted. Every one of those campaigns reads as an ad, because it is one.

Brands spend $20 million a year renting Haaland's image. Wild Bill's sold it to him for $750.

[Kendi @Iam_KendiH]

I just remembered the first time I realized it was possible to go abroad without a scholarship.

It was this lady, we worked at Rafiki Micro-Finance bank, she must’ve been making 65k or so (I was making 30k😭). Lived with her parents…saved EVERY coin, for about 3/4 years…

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Here's the video. Don't bother playing if you cannot stand it.

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

One of the very best

[ex-bottiss @Haaland22xT]

hay un CHAD de ecuador jugando con estos

[IG:@taji_thecreator @taji_thecreator]

Niko Kadi and this week I am these boys

#nikokadi #june25th #June25NeverForget

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

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[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

@abbah_mwamburi @NelsonMogaka_ That's where most of us fell off

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

@abbah_mwamburi @NelsonMogaka_ 😅 if systems work, it can be one of the most rewarding specialties

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

@0_92mlboa @abbah_mwamburi

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

We will never see a player like Messi ever again.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

Rūciü ni Thika. Kujeni na mbogi!

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

He is neither a county nor a JOOTRH employee.

[Wuod Asembo @Joe67248049]

Kitu nyingine huniboo ni surgeon wa ENT wa JOOTRH hukuja Thursday pekeake but niko sure clinic yake nayo ama private hospital that employ him utampata daily.

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

Erm no.... @Arsenal

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Movements are expected around Bradley Barcola this summer as reported in May with Arsenal, Liverpool and one more club keen on PSG winger.

Despite fake reports around, the agent of Barcola is Moussa Sissoko already since 2025.

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

@abbah_mwamburi @kipkoecheruiyot 😂😂 they better refine your transcript as well

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

@abbah_mwamburi @Kibet_bull

[Kutwa Elly @elyee96]

Deserved!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

CS Salim Mvurya appoints veteran driver Carl 'Flash' Tundo as the CEO of the WRC Project and Secretary to the Oversight Team, revokes Charles Gacheru's appointment.