Evelyn Rico

Sarcastic know it all.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

"Don't get sad, get even!" -Taylor Swift

[𝕂𝔼𝕄𝔼𝕀𝕌ℕ 🪷 ℝ𝔼𝕏 @yourlittldogtwo]

It's not them. It's this damn country.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

Dear @Starbucks, when a customer orders multiple drinks, PLEASE put them in a carrier instead of just handing one to said customer in their car! We can't put them in without the leverage to push them down while in a car! #cryingoverspilledcoffe #starbucks #badcustomerservice #sad

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@HillaryClinton paved the way, cleared the brush and the thorns, fought diligently, and blazed the trail so that we could follow her lead and break that ceiling. Thank you! ❤️

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Hillary ran so that Kamala could win.

She took the arrows, fought the fight, put a million cracks in that final glass ceiling, and has now handed off the torch to Kamala.

None of this would be possible without her sacrifice. Thank you, @HillaryClinton. 💙

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

Maybe @FoxNews talking about @tacobell instead of @realDonaldTrump being guilty is their way of showing they're salty about the verdict.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

CNN: Trump guilty
NBC: Trump guilty
ABC: Trump guilty
FOX:

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@TMobile 100% my mom asking me for her passwords.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@joncoopertweets

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@KevinNagle11 @joncoopertweets Pepperoni and mushrooms. Oh, and the popcorn as I watch.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@CalltoActivism Incompetent

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@netflix a "temporary password" for when we travel? And we can ONLY use our Netflix on our home wifi? How do you suggest we keep our kids entertained while running errands or a restaurant? #reallynetflix

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@thechile my kids want to go to of @MonsterJam we are #homeroomforlife. And we love #rodryanshow and @945thebuzz

[Rod Ryan Show @rodryanshow]

If you want to win a four-pack of @MonsterJam tix with pit passes, make sure you retweet this tweet using #homeroomforlife. The winner selection happens at 8 am courtesy of #rodryanshow and @945thebuzz.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@thechile @945thebuzz and #rodryashow. Please send my kids to @MonsterJam #rodryanshowmonstertruck!

[Rod Ryan Show @rodryanshow]

Here is your chance to win with @945thebuzz and #rodryashow. One lucky person will win a four-pack of @MonsterJam tix with pit passes. For your chance to win, retweet this tweet using #rodryanshowmonstertruck. The winner selection is at 7:40 am.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

#rodryanshow please send my kids to @MonsterJam

[Rod Ryan Show @rodryanshow]

Win a four-pack of @MonsterJam tix with pit passes. For your chance to win, retweet this tweet using #rodryanshow. The winner selection is at 7:20 am. @945thebuzz

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@LuckyBrand I'm so disappointed in the delivery of my purchase. My jeans were supposed to arrive a week ago, and @UPS all of the sudden says, they handed off to @USPS. This is ridiculous.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

Come on @astros fans! #VoteBlueToday and let's finally get rid of @tedcruz

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Ted Cruz was met with boos at the Astros parade.

Let's hope they're voting tomorrow.

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

"Were you born to resist? Or be abused?" -Foo fighters
#VoteBlueToday #VoteBlueToProtectWomen #VoteBlueToProtectYourRights #VoteBlueToProtectOurRights

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@HtxUterus @GOP @tedcruz @GregAbbott_TX @KenPaxtonTX Gross, but effective! Let's vote all the #red out! Push out @tedcruz @GregAbbott_TX

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@HtxUterus I voted! Have you?

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@CalltoActivism 💙

[Evelyn Rico @elyrico]

@thechile please get me tickets! #945thebuzz

[Rod Ryan Show @rodryanshow]

Win the second 4 pack of @MonsterJam tickets with pit passes with @945thebuzz and @rodryanshow. Retweet this tweet using the hashtag #945thebuzz for your chance to win. The winner selection happens at 6:40 am.