elyse police

learner, listener, lover // something to someone who makes me feel some sort of way // catz rule // professional oogler // #blacklivesmatter

[elyse police @elysewouldknow]

Good god.

On the other hand—

Hard to believe the guy who literally put CHILDREN in CAGES and went to court trying to justify denying them access to BATHS
would publicly announce this as a perfectly reasonable response to the outcomes of his ultimately disastrous judgements.

[Abigail Spanberger @SpanbergerForVA]

This is the President of the United States talking about horrifically violent terrorists and deflecting the threat they pose by saying that they’ll “be escaping to Europe”. Unbelievable. Unthinkable. Shameful. https://t.co/9snIQA5dWb

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

new york under mamdani

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

non-cat related tweet... if any kind person is selling 2 tickets to @NoahKahan in San Francisco and wants to sell them to me for closer to face value or just like not an insane amount of money.... I will let you name our next janky cat

if not for me, do it for Cheesecake Factory

[Sarah Plain and Dry @SilentSigh]

@feederofcats @NoahKahan @noahkahan I do not know you, but @feederofcats is an absolute angel on Earth and your life will be better if you give her tickets to your show (she NEVER asks for anything for herself like this)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what you guys look like in this shoe color

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Naturally, I disagree.

In this thread, I will explain two things.

First, why these outfits looks terrible to most people.

Second, why it's you, not me, who lacks taste. 🧵

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

Here we go

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Can we please start treating them like the gambling sites that they are?

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it doesn’t! need! to! be! profitable! it’s! for! the! public! good!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@DanCrenshawTX not true. republicans eat donald trump's ass every day for free

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal

They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he was arrested https://t.co/RYD9y6rp7h

[jezz @JezziiB]

The reason presidents are limited to two terms is because the last time we had a president who was a Democratic Socialist, the people elected him four straight times..

[tern @1goodtern]

People: Covid is just a cold now

Nature: Covid can wake up a slew of dormant viruses inside you.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

wait ok so how is everybody just like handling everything

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

every time

[mort @immortic1]

No, we just need to get rid of the 1% who cause over 80% of the worlds pollution

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

we should elect people who want to do good for society, but are incurable curmudgeons. this way, they don't meet with lobbyists or cavort with donors, not out of some moral principle, which can falter, but simply because they don't like socializing

[“Everyone’s Attorney” @BigEsqBae_]

Probably could’ve benefited from learning ballet idk

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

CAST. NOT CASTED.