Em

[the office clips @theofficereacs]

Thanks Pfizer

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one thing about greta thunberg

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

your employee just slapped me, called me a bottom, and refused to give me my change @kfc

[chrysoprase queen @anahatasol]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

you don’t know real pain until you forcing that nose ring back in at 2 am

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

weird flex from an aquarium

[mae @_maecol]

Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning

[trash jones @jzux]

wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other

[Snarky Sewist 🇺🇦👩🏾‍🦽💨 @ThatsJustGroce]

Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.

[emi | 18+ | mdni @headlikahole]

men cutting their hair is the worst thing ever stop cutting ur hair

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Hi, I see you are very invested in life. Have you donated a kidney?

[mars❁ @nasacertified]

Omg 🥺