Emma M

Recovering manic pixie dream girl

[Emma M @em_grace120]

Cast spells write checks

[x @xalopez]

I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor

[✶ @suwibi_n]

the parental neglect didn't even affect me that much. it was being born inherently wrong that did most of the work

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

no because i do actually need somebody sent down from the sun that talks to me how you used to

[eva @almodovarrrr]

me siento como carrie cuando terminó con mr. big y cada episodio tenía citas con tipos random y no sentía nada

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch

[Garima @btwn_dimensions]

When Sylvia Plath said, “Let him go. Have the guts.”

And Emily Dickinson said,

“Heart! We will forget him!
You and I – tonight!
You may forget the warmth he gave – I will forget the light!”

[señorita @NOToggp]

#NotAllWomen

[chase @_chase_____]

when i was little my dad would sometimes try to tell us scary stories and i literally could not handle it. he’d be like “there was once a man who lived in a forest” and i’d be like “please for the love of god stop talking. lock the doors”

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[Emma M @em_grace120]

Retweeting this as cope

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Something extremely chic about being as hot as possible and giving an absolute dweeb a chance

[Lina @zoid269]

why are men so worried about getting raped in prison? not all men are rapists.

[Emma M @em_grace120]

I just laughed out loud then immediately looked at the ground just like her

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

your poetry's bad and you blame the news

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You’re laughing. A new frontier of pointless leftist infighting is being spearheaded by a white person in a hijab-inspired secular accessorization, and you’re laughing.

[Emma M @em_grace120]

New Carly Rae Jepsen album, suicide postponed

[Kali @102YLA]

When a guy has “seen bits and pieces” of Girls it means you would be friends with his ex girlfriend

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

Come for the queen it’s gonna cost ya

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

one of the reasons so many women (myself included) find nathan fielder so hot is that he is a man who is constantly investigating his actions and motivations and is willing to learn new things about himself through his efforts to connect with those around him. and hes a freak

[lydo lydo bonito @lydorito]

need someone to look at me like this