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self diagnosed lactose intolerant | she/her

[pnorm @randy_mossad]

the MAGA core might not like this but it's clear that what they need at press secretary is the most evil gay guy they can find

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.

[august @regularaugust]

Trying to help your friend through moral OCD by saying stuff like “well, we are all evil for being alive”

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LITERATURE
PONYBOY CURTIS
VS
HOLDEN CAULFIELD
BEGIN!

Ponyboy: Where do the ducks go when it becomes winter? I think I gotta answer! They wanna get the DUCK AWAY FROM YOU!

Holden tearing up: *flicks cigarette* I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you-

[Katya @katya_zamo]

It’s kind of moronic how you completely miss the point that he is doing exactly that. 🤓

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

“Nazi” isn’t a slur. It’s a word that describes real people who earnestly believe in their ideas. Their ideas are disgusting and hateful, but of course they often do not realize it.

I keep running into racists who think that it’s not white supremacist to think that white people are inherently superior to other races. No…that’s the whole definition!! The fact that they believe it earnestly and don’t think it’s an idiotic, hateful belief doesn’t mean it’s not an idiotic, hateful belief.

Nazi isn’t a word that means “bad evil boogeyman” it means “someone who believes in their own racial superiority, extreme protectionist nativism, the purifying of society by eliminating undesirables, expansionism, active suppression of dissent, and total state power held in the hands of a very small group.”

Make sure the people you’re cheering for don’t believe these things because otherwise…

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Time to ban 61 year old supervisors from swimming.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

75% of Democrats want the party to move in a more progressive, pro-working class direction. 

Is the Party leadership listening? Or will they continue with their ideology of maintaining the status quo?

[egg @em_grayy]

@LegallyIronic @AlexJKelly Come on guys, we can love our neighbors and still send them to torture prisons!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Communist in Chief now telling Walmart to lower its profit margin and stop making so much money.

Bernie Sanders is so proud.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Sure glad I didn’t spend my weekend shitting on a man who is dying of prostate cancer.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

I have noticed that.

[Sasha Fem Reznov ↙️↙️↙️🌱🌸📿🩷💜💙🤍🩷🩵🇺🇸 @ReznovRulz]

What if a MTF marries an FTM? That's a man and a woman by anyone's definition.

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

What if Pope Leo told you to love immigrants, would you do that?

[egg @em_grayy]

@JeraldMala67887 @AnnieForTruth clearly you have the time to comment on it

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🎯🎯🎯

[egg @em_grayy]

@caribear007 @GeauxGabrielle Regardless of the accuracy of this statement, your own words show the problem with this case. This is not, “exactly what,” Adriana Smith would have wanted, and explicitly not what her family wants. The hospital and the government have taken away her family’s agency completely