Em Kay

[Eric Boehlert @EricBoehlert]

Yknow how many pages of the Starr Report were redacted? 0

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

In @BetsyDeVosED’s budget, there are major cuts to programs like the Special Olympics. Sec. DeVos didn’t know the number of kids who would be hurt by that cut, so I made sure she now knows that 272,000 kids are seeing their support taken away.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Republicans: “Late night hosts these days make fun of Donald Trump too much! Johnny Carson would never do that!”

Johnny Carson: *literally does jokes about Trump evicting people from their homes*

[David Frum @davidfrum]

But if those parents had bought their children a security clearance over the objections of every high-level professional to enable their children to use the most precious secrets of the United States to advance their business interests ... totally no problem

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Honestly, it is so tough for 70 year old white dudes today. I don’t know how they manage. It is very, very unfair.

[Jamie Bartlett 🇬🇧 @JamieJBartlett]

I’m completely obsessed by click farms - where thousands of machines are lined up to generate fake engagement. https://t.co/NgDm4AWiCm

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all week, and so, SO, on brand for Marco.

[ash 🍉 @StevieNicksTD]

Look at this fucking dweeb

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Dear Editors (married to a wife or a husband):

In recent media coverage of a gift that my husband (ironic usage) and I made to the New England Historical and Genealogical Society, we became Stephen King and his wife.
Wife is a relationship or status. It is not an identity.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

From his college transcripts to his tax returns, President Trump seems to want everything to remain hidden. Apparently he doesn't believe the American people can handle the truth.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

A Congressman's tweet threatens a witness about to testify with the tactics of the mob... in a snapshot we see the debasement of our politics and the level of palpable fear in what soon may be revealed. It reads like a subplot of a Scorsese movie. Yet another new low.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"People want to work for what they get. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to the job I only have because my dad is president."

[Rob @philosophrob]

Sen. Mitch McConnell's net worth:

2005: $2,962,015
2015: $26,927,535
Increase: $23,965,520 (+809.1%)

How does a senator earning $193,400 a year increase their net worth by nearly $2.4 million a year, every year for a decade?

[Samantha Highfill @samhighfill]

The hero we deserve. #Oscars

[Karamo @Karamo]

#HeyFriends... just want to remind you that someone in the world (me) loves you, appreciates you and I’m so glad you’re alive. ❤️❤️❤️😘

[Resistbot @resistbot]

“I certainly don’t think that the President at any point has done anything but condemn violence against journalists or anyone else.”

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

Obamacare was passed into law by 218 House members and 60 Senators. The wall did not pass Congress.

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 23 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $278 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

This is phenomenal