kony

human skin truck baby

[kony @em_kony]

thinking abt her

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

“Big Beautiful Bill”…

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

white people be like my name is emily

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[kony @em_kony]

@BrodyShea1 thx

[kony @em_kony]

@stump__y damn

[kony @em_kony]

@stump__y july is over

[kony @em_kony]

why do i become friends with all the janitors at every school i work at like even the mean ones loveeeeeee me

[kony @em_kony]

trying to teach my dad how to take a screenshot over the phone is my 13th reason

[kony @em_kony]

just saw a bird catch a worm from a crack in the sidewalk, my life is a movie fr

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Dear ashton kutcher yo momma so old the key on ben franklins kite, was to her apartment.
Respond if yur not scared

[kony @em_kony]

literally the only thing i want in life is for some annoying bitch i vaguely knew in high school to go on a reality dating show and absolutely bomb it WHY is this too much to ask for

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Put me in a room with them, give me 30 minutes, a Celine Dion CD, and 6 espresso martinis, and I’m never working again my life.

[kony @em_kony]

@alwaysameena omg when that song came out my mom thought the lyrics were “i wanna make love with your son” asdhkskdhahagshsgs

[kony @em_kony]

@stump__y damn… did u write this

[pigeon @pigeonspit]

giving my inner child a Cigarette

[kony @em_kony]

i knew life was nothing but a simulation the moment a girl that moved to my neighborhood bc of hurricane katrina walked into my 3rd grade class and said her name was katrina

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me getting out the pool to have a ham and cheese sandwich with crushed doritos on top

[kony @em_kony]

@annisunstable stay strong soldier

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My dream summer bucket list