amy dunne apologist

if i met me, i would say a quick hello and then think that i was a really nice girl

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Cat ❤️ @bubbleyoongz]

@aeragons Ive watched Pickford lose his fucking mind every tournament since 2018 and now I fully understand why

[brian @brianonhere]

i love how $25 everything is becoming

[amy dunne apologist @emawithclass]

@whateverdatmean big fan of this one

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

made an important life decision today earnestly thinking abt this picture

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[🎱 @pedriiitis]

not even allowed to push someone in the box now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

it's always a sufjan stevens summer (being nostalgic for a past you weren't even happy in)

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[zay dante @zaydante]

no World Cup or Love Island today

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone

Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me

[𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝⋆｡˚ 𓇼 @prettyistic]

before you call yourself a people pleaser, i need you to name 10 people who are pleased with you.

[L @3vivv]

oh sweet girl please let it go before it rots your soul

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

When a used item is described as “pre-loved”

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention