Alexandra Falconer

today is the first day of the rest of your life

she/her

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

@DeadCatEye @javi_draws @xppenusa oh cool!! good luck, you definitely deserve this ❤❤

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

im so bad with my chemical romance song names. i will know EVERY WORD in a song and have no idea what the name is.

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

i feel like all my social media feeds are sO crowded with ~advertisements~ its insane

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

can we start calling pro-lifers what they really are? people who hate babies unless they dont exist yet?

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

my facemask had migrated up over my eyes while i was sleeping, and someone was changing a bin bag

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

in hospital (long story i think im fine??) i dozed off and when i woke up again it was dark and all i could hear was a platic bag rustling. what was my first though? 'oh, theyre throwing me out.'

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

i will never, ever, live with a smoker again. its been like 30 hours and im losing my mind i dont know how the fuck people do it.

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

Congratulations on your presidential nomination @JoeBiden . Now we need you to get behind Medicare For All.

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

new game for lesbians and bi girls: its like 'f*ck, marry, kill' except its 'be, befriend, betroth'

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

@emm_uhh_lee @GlamandGore yes please this please

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

@tmonieajordan @TheRealKMcKidd all good! just a miscommunication then :)

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

you know you've made a racist man sweat when they start calling you princess.

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

someone plz learn to rollerskate with me

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

@decentbirthday @kieranscandrett oh thank god

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

lockdown has me feeling claustrophobic in 227444km² of space

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

unfortunately, my uterus does not spark joy and it has to go

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

i would like to sue my body for pain and suffering.

[Alexandra Falconer @embracehappier]

@Caroline7782 @TrustMeImRuski @writhing_south @mustachetoilet its this concept of 'just work a little bit more'. many disabled people are already doing more than they can, but since it isnt as much as able bodied people, its not enough. we are in a world where you have to work harder than everyone else to succeed, and some people just cant.