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killer dog mom

[Em @emcimm]

Allow me to be the first to say that frosting does not belong on ice cream cake

[Em @emcimm]

@TomKaminskiWCBS Congratulations!!

[Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell]

when someone asks if you wanna get ice cream https://t.co/DcESW4le9B

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

My daughter is at her friends house and we told her to call us for the toast… look what she called us with 😭

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

someone calling me “not a girl’s girl” is my worst nightmare

[Em @emcimm]

My toxic trait is acting like the Scandinavian swimmers from Trader Joe’s are a healthy snack because they’re from Trader Joe’s

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Hopefully Peacock doesn’t get any ideas from this.

[the creature @itmgaltalt]

finally my car will be safe when two cartoon characters are having a fight offscreen

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Sandy Hook happened 10 years ago today. At the time, people said "how many more children have to die before we do something to stop the killing?"

The answer: 25,000

25,000 children killed by guns in America in the last decade.

And still virtually nothing has been done.

[Ghost ✫ @KillianTrill999]

Me @ the mf behind me in Mario Kart

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[Em @emcimm]

Idk how I always end up on dead dog tiktok but my fragile heart cannot handle it

[Em @emcimm]

@megbeannn_bez God I do enjoy this so much 🥹😅

[meg @megbeannn_bez]

@emcimm felt like you would enjoy this

[Em @emcimm]

Nothing more entertaining than reading the ring neighborhood alerts on Halloween

[Em @emcimm]

I don’t like the person I become when a website doesn’t let me use Apple Pay

[kadija @introsdimple]

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