Emma Cochran

u of wa ‘24 !!

[CSPAN @cspan]

Senator Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT): "The 14 kids dead in an elementary school in Texas right now. What are we doing? What are we doing? Just days after a shooter walked into a grocery store to gun down African American patrons we have another Sandy Hook on our hands."

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey Spotify how about you shut up

[nabrath @nabrathhhh]

the weeks between thanksgiving break and winter break is literal academic hell

[Barstool Huskies @Barstoolhuskies]

I have a sneaking suspicion that it wasn’t an option

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

everytime money leaves my bank account because I’ve spent it

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Today’s a targeted personal attack

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Luna. In her defense, that is her bed. 14/10 she did nothing wrong

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

sorry I never answered your text. I put it off for a day and that day spiralled into multiple days and then it became A Whole Thing

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can I bedazzle my vaccine card

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

Ruffles are just corduroy chips

[caroline @weast_carolina]

this is how my dad is talking to my neighbors rn

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

If I was in high school when these Olivia rodrigo songs came out it would have been everyone’s problem

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

finally we can get back to the way things were 🥰

[lilwolfman @lilwolfman123]

the CDC said you can stop wearing vineyard vines

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It would appear I have fucked up.

[Lechon James @DarrellMedellin]

I’m just tryna get a Poke bowl mam