emilie

it’s not me, it’s you

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

y'all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

[cass @luv2clomp]

addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

She was 16 on the Disney Studios Lot doing cocaine and bullying the Jonas Brothers…an original brat. Don’t piss me off!!!!!

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

mood

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Everyone rushing quote retweet Trisha Paytas's baby name announcement with "welcome back Ozzy Osbourne"

[morgan lily @giallolily_]

trisha paytas’ baby was supposed to take out trump not fucking ozzy osbourne oh my god im fucking sobbing

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

God, I'd give anything to be in the Astronomer Slack channel right now

[sophie @netcapgirl]

what getting caught having an affair at a coldplay concert taught me about b2b saas 👇

[Lindsey Blohan @LizBlohan]

Mentally I’m still here

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

break up with her on the fourth of july call that a declaration of independence

[chargot #2 @sidneypony]

i’m sick of florida, im turning on all the lights in my house so sea levels rise faster

[emilie @emfromsp]

@justienef Love u sm see you soon hopefully 🤞🏼

[emilie @emfromsp]

@aannddrreeeaa Holy shit

[Christian Snow @cgraysnow]

Ramona, Sonja, Dorinda and Lu seeing RHONY has been put on pause #RHONY

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

People who wash their lunch container at work before taking it home are on a whole different level of having their life together.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

What your European coworkers are doing when you’re trying to follow up with them on a critical project due tomorrow