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[Sean Manning @SeanManning_]

personally, if joe biden cancels even $10k of my student loans i will hang a little picture of him in my living room like an Italian grandma does with the pope

[Laura Kat 🐱 @Katparty666]

32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

20 ER nurses short and several areas of the ER closed. Hopefully the new Minister of Health can tell us what the plan is for Ontario's collapsed healthcare system! More nurses are leaving - they say they've had enough of the disrespect and heavy workloads. This is no joke people!

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING: i can’t believe we have so much in common

MARRIAGE: please don’t watch your stuff under my netflix profile

[Matt Kiebus @mjkiebus]

You become an adult twice.

When you turn 18.

And when you find out how much it costs to professionally frame something at Michael’s.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i’m forever loyal to that password i made at the age of 12

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

Nurse colleague yelled out, almost in tears, "can someone just watch my patient while I grab a bite? It's almost 4pm and I've had nothing to eat. A struggle to even go pee when I need to". How does anyone in their right mind expect nurses to sustain this monstrous work pace?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not to be dramatic but I feel 8,000 times better when it’s nice outside

[dev @devvvrobot]

Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Me at 3am

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever

[BIG BABY JESUS @sgld]

shut it all down. let’s bring back the banana bread and the afternoon drinking.

[bella @eqstrin]

me rn

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

sexual predators are not mysterious men donning black hoodies lurking the alleyways at night. they’re our coworkers, classmates, even our friends & family. it starts with us calling out men in our circles for “jokes” & aggressive behaviour. have those difficult convos, speak up