emi

dude where’s my pony?

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe SAY LESS LMAOOOO BALDINI

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe Is he….. gleek

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe More cows than people sounds like HOME

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe We are pretty beige around here

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe C’MON DOWN NEL

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe And move to good ol ST EUGENE

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe I’ll come watch you at the Royal

[ES Richforever @ESRichforever]

Fake laughing with customers is another skill.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So to Republicans, a 12 year-old is old enough to be forced to give birth, get married, or shoot an assault rifle, but is too young to say "gay" or see bad words in a book?

Do I have that right?

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

I worry that very soon wearing a mask will be seen as negativity/fear mongering & people will try to ban them. Folks want the ability to harm without feeling bad or being reminded of the harm. The responsibility of quieting that discomfort will fall on the people being cautious.

[emi @emilafortune]

@mpellittieri Two little chichi noses ❤️

[emi @emilafortune]

@netflix_babe The Below Deck franchise is TOP NOTCH

[Notes From a Vet @NotesFromAVet]

Controversial opinion: pets are not a right.

Don’t get one unless you can afford its basic needs (food, shelter, preventative medical care). Invest in a savings account or pet insurance for the unexpected.

It is not your veterinarian’s job to give away their services for free

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

If you can watch the slaughter of innocents in Kyiv tonight and equate that with your not wearing a mask to the grocery store - you’re not worthy of the freedoms handed to you.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

As I’m watching husbands and fathers say goodbye to their loved ones, their children, not knowing if they will ever see them again, I just cannot believe that for two years we’ve been watching people cry and protest over having to wear a fucking mask.