Emil’s Wife

I can say whatever I want here

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

Made a smol @KirkegaardEmil and now I’m madly in love with two guys

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@growing_daniel I was waiting for The Daniel Take

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@OldTom_Morris @JacobAShell I thought it fitting for your wistful aphorism

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@OldTom_Morris @JacobAShell There weren’t 8.3 billion humans and drone weapons when man was terrorized by Shere Khan

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

This absolutism doesn’t make much sense to me atp. There exists 1 tiger for over 400,000 ppl. We’re constantly extincting species while pouring resources into humans that can’t survive independently amidst absurd safetyism. You don’t have to save every human to value human life.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

@Opiumbrella Because I value human life over other species. I believe deviating from this a priori position is likely to lead to many horrors.

[The Human Diary | UK Mum @Motherhood_33]

Can we talk about how becoming a mother changes your relationship with your own mother?

There are things I understand now that no amount of explanation would have made sense of before.

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@Delicious_Tacos Criminals make women very hot

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@GreatLakesWife_ I have a friend whose first born was almost identical, turned out he had a hearing issue. Bc he couldn’t hear, he directed all of his effort into other directions, and was actually *running* at 9 months. The hearing issue resolved with treatment! 🙏 wishing you the best

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

Drop dead gorgeous VS model struggles with endometriosis, has all the reason in the world and plenty of resources to choose surrogacy. Instead, gets surgery to ease the pain of endo and pregnant shortly after 🤍 in today’s episode of inspiration women need

[Barbara Palvin Access @palvinaccess]

📲 IG | Barbara: "becoming an adult in middle-earth 🥔"

[HBD 123 @Consilience1298]

@mmjukic This one sums it up... zero way up, four or more way down.

[mεmεsτοcħasτic @anthonyrdrgz]

give me more grimes artists and less taylor swift artist

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@CoderPerf So true 😍 my baby loves flirting with them!

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

One thing I did not expect as a SAHM was that I would forevermore be grocery shopping with the geriatric sector

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

When we’re all on UBI (welfare), living without hardship, meaning, or fulfillment, we can all gather after Shabbat and before Sunday mass in front of the mosque and sing Kumbaya.

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

Scrolling the timeline—

Elon Musk: You have 3 years max until salaries cease existing. Work as we know it will end.

Hanania + Caplan: Anti-immigrationists hate people!

[Bryan Caplan @bryan_caplan]

They don't want white immigrants either.

It really just is pure misanthropy.

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

“Why don’t you live closer to the city?” “Why have a car? Just use public transit.”

[wanye @xwanyex]

People without kids will reliably fail to understand the interests of people with kids. One important reason for this is that they completely lose touch with what kids are like at various ages.

[DHH @dhh]

Most domestic recycling efforts are empirically retarded, counterproductive, and require you don't value your time. Their real function is to fill the God-shaped hole, sized for penance, prayer, and sacrifice, in people's souls. https://t.co/T77DAx1eve

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@literally_chad Are you married? There’s no world in which high N is preferable to low N.

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@ReformedDaisy I hope you figure it out ASAP 🙏🙏

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@ReformedDaisy 2 things to investigate I can think of: internal hematoma and blood clot

[Emil’s Wife @emilsbride]

@ReformedDaisy Ask for all the data they collected and give it to AI, along with your medical history. I know it’s not the best in terms of privacy, but AI is way better at diagnostics than your doctors will be.