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[Ms. Ahumuza ✨ @PeshAhumuza]

“Get pepper spray”

- A husband hired 72 men to rape his wife
- A 15y/o boy beat up his classmate and raped her. Now shes in a coma & needs multiple surgeries
- An ex- boyfriend burnt a woman to death

But yeah, let's learn how to fight and buy pepper spray. That will fix it…

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@eliseybell That’s happyenchantedhome on ig/ tiktok!

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

Sorry but @crystalwillseeu dressing up as Elle Woods to talk about how she successfully sued Laurence Fox is elite behaviour. She slayed, your honour!

[Jake @jakeperry97]

Wearing a poppy while calling for more war is crazy

[a🇫🇷 @paniniboy7]

this is a lesson for people who think that sex abuse cases are easy to prosecute…there’s videographic evidence and institutions still literally don’t care

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@demerzel66 @theJeremyVine @MRSM1TH888 if jeremy was a slow moving car the taxi would’ve had to cross into the right hand lane to overtake?
same principle applies here. the taxi has no right to overtake another road user within the same lane

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@morgancrawf tbh teeth matter to me in the sense that i would avoid anyone with turkey teeth. if you are going to spend £££ on a vanity project that is detrimental to your dental hygiene i would question your decision making and priorities in life!

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@morgancrawf asda soya milk froths amazingly as is under 50p, co op’s soya is £1ish and does the same. seems it’s just oat that needs to specifically be barista 😔

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@iiLorraine @JamieLaing_UK in order to have a wedding abroad you have to get legally married in the uk first!

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

why does the larger Camilla simply not eat the other Camillas? #Coronation

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Imagine coming across that in someone’s bio omfg

[Martin O'Neill @martin_oneill]

Britain in 2023. Take a cold hard look at this, and realise that things are set to get much worse.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Do we now have a law banning the undermining of celebrations? Is their now a custodial sentence for making a scene? I wasn't planning to go and shout abuse at the procession, but threatened over-reach like this really does bring the expletives to the tip of my tongue.

[Duchess of Brixton ❤️🖤💚☭ @fufuisonme]

Very sadden to hear awful the news of a Black Woman, #JohanitaDogbey that was murdered in Brixton on Monday. It was a random attack from behind by a man and there has been hardly any coverage of the news. #blackfemicide #VAWG https://t.co/KJ9rzzXQN5

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@Fractal10 @LiteralyLily @HarryHamishGray @RubberToeM we have plenty of narrow roads in cities this could apply to & i think the overall aim of putting cyclists above motorists in the hierarchy, instead of confining them to the edges, is one we should strive for in the uk.

[emily @emilyb1rd]

@PragmaticDude @_B___S we bamboozle my dog by giving him multiple slices of ham in quick succession with the pill wrapped in the middle one. so obsessed with getting the last piece that he wolfs it all down