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[emily @emilybr]

@jo_bazz Bar keepers friend! There is nothing it can’t do

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The fact that in the last decade Martin Lewis has had to go from 'The guy who tells you who's doing two-for-one deals or how to get a good mortgage rate' to 'Here's what you can do to get emergency help to stop starving/freezing to death' speaks for itself.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement with Michelle on the draft Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[emily @emilybr]

@Allthingsrachy Weleda skin food worth a try if you haven’t already! Sorts out my dry red eyelids a treat

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British drink offers for guests:

“Tea?”
“Coffee?”
“Water?”
“Squash?”
“Beer?”
“Wine?”
“Something stronger perhaps?”
“I think I’ve got some [insert any really weird drink] somewhere?”

[Dr Dom Pimenta MD @DrDomPimenta]

Just so you’re keeping up:

- PM: gave his lover £126,000 of public funds + £700k loan
- Chancellor: lobbied treasury for ex-PM
- Health Sec: 15% stake in a firm won NHS contract
- Home Sec: Nigerian gas lobbying
- Trade Sec: friend awarded PPE contract to offshore accountancy

[Alyssa Reese @aaReese]

My first focaccia! Made it to celebrate the much-welcomed coming of spring 💐 ❤️🌷

[Rosamund Urwin @RosamundUrwin]

Like so many women on here, I‘m thinking about Sarah Everard, her family and friends. That could have been any of us. There’s so much emphasis on teaching girls how “to be safe” as though that will protect us, when really we need a different conversation: how to end male violence

[Lois @lowy121]

“When 1 in 10 men are shit and the other 9 do nothing, they might as well not be there...”
#NotAllMen 🖕🏼
https://t.co/aQDCDh6fJx

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

It would be great if we allocated more money for the NHS in Captain Tom’s memory so that in the future 100 year old aren’t having to fundra-oh they’ve announced another clap fantastic forget what I just said everyone

[Michelle Boorstein @mboorstein]

If you don’t want to see big roly-poly pandas rolling down hills in a rare DC snowstorm then LOOK AWAY

[MiddleOfTheRoadVoter @middle_voter]

MUST WATCH! 👇For anyone who still doesn’t realise how this corrupt Govt has exploited COVID to line the pockets of its mates.

https://t.co/EMllf6KtmD

[Lauren Bravo 🚨 PROBABLY NOTHING IS OUT NOW 🚨 @laurenbravo]

What's the most mundane place you find yourself fantasising about being just now? Mine is the toilet queue at St Pancras station

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The time to move forward is now.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This cheered me up no end

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

according to my data. cuddles were up by 147% this year. hugs up 93%. and long hugs up by nearly 700%. while these stats with the human. may be hard to maintain. i think we should try