emily

I smoke crack ~nudes and ludes~ nut in the butt slut

[emily @emilyls_ftw]

@ToasterParty 10 years of my favourite tradition 🎄 merry Christmas Monica!!!

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

me: why doesn’t anyone notice how much i’m struggling
also me: im doing great! yeah just tired! just a super busy week hahahah 😃☺️🤣😇🤩🥳

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

yet again thinking about this diva...

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

(after crashing out and pushing everyone away) i fuckinf knew i was unlovable

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“what kind of music do you like” “what do you like to cook” im sorry. i don’t know. i just don’t know. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[໊ @user0000O0]

sorry i joked about killing myself i will actually do it next time

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[Virginia Brasch @Virginia_Brasch]

Me, realizing I'm due to get my period on vacay: this is going to ruin the tour

Hubs: you booked a tour?

Me: God do you even ever go on the Internet? What the hell is wrong with you

[IBO🧑🏾‍🚀 @imblackonline]

*touches your self-cut bangs* promise you’ll stop for me? 🥺

[clare @sadderlizards]

(on an empty stomach with two energy drinks and three ibuprofen) why am i so anxious all of a sudden

[emily @emilyls_ftw]

@ToasterParty My favourite Christmas tradition

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Alas, the bouncer must search the contents of my bag…..he finds a thousand empty vape juice bottles, strange trinkets, my half-eaten nut bar……for a brief moment he knows me more intimately than my mother. he rifles through the dark confines of my mind. & he is sickened

[Meg Indurti @megindurti]

every Instagram infographic is like “killing people is bad and also not killing people is good and also I agree with the right people and also, most importantly, I am a good person”

[chase @_chase_____]

“you should stop q tipping your ears” should i stop feeling joy too?? stop living???