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Cringe is my aesthetic •she/her•

[Em @emilymccoon]

I pretended not to know a dude from my high school when he slid in my DMs and I guess he got butthurt and blocked me 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[jp @excesstential]

i am an enemy of the second amendment

[Duck (aka Syd) @TheExiledDuck]

so the tiktok ban is just a huge internet restriction bill?

it says using a VPN to access "banned apps" lands you a minimum imprisonment 20 years + a fine of either $250k or $1 mil. the president appoints someone to head a group that monitors anything that access the internet

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Uvalde: AR-15
Buffalo: AR-15
Boulder: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Parkland: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Midland/Odessa: AR-15
Colorado Springs: AR-15
Poway synagogue: AR-15
Sutherland Springs: AR-15
Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15

Nashville: AR-15

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Please please please let this catch on like wildfire

[Doctors For Defunding Police @DrsDefundPolice]

Unpopular fact: Being intoxicated with any drug is no reason to be killed by police

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

Hi, I just wanted to put this here for all the fucking freak weirdos:

EVEN IF SOMEONE IS NOT COMPLYING WITH A COP'S ORDERS, IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY DESERVE TO DIE.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Lots of people have ‘disordered eating’, who don’t meet the threshold or criteria for a diagnosable eating disorder, but those people deserve freedom and space to heal too. Disordered eating might look like: 🧵

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's new year resolutions:
1. Be kind to Rocco
2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita
3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day
4. See a rock eat a cookie

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Sophie Gonzales @sgonzalesauthor]

The biggest change of viewpoint I ever went through in psych training was when I said “but what if they’re doing it for attention” and my supervisor was like “what’s wrong with needing attention?” and I realised I didn’t have an answer.

[☆ fatimah with a ‘h’ ☆ @itsjustfatimah]

This trend is exactly why I think we shouldn’t stop dressing how we want just cause we’re getting older

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why emotional dumping puts a strain on relationships and how to stop it:

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

[DJT and Elon - “grifters gon grift” @HCraigBlue]

Twitter is owned by a Republican. Fox News is owned by a Republican. CNN is owned by a Republican. OANN is owned by a Republican. Parler is owned by a Republican. Newsmax is owned by a Republican. Daily Wire is owned by a Republican. The “liberal media” is a Republican a myth.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

That mf dashing thru the snow fr

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“When I was your age, I already owned a house”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.