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[ems @emilyserber]

I’ll be thinking I’m the queen of jokes & the whole time I’m pissing them off for real

[Preta :) @pretademaiss]

escale ate o topo do empire state
*com unhas de gel*
seja pedida em casamento
aceite
poste foto do anel no instagram
seja presa
saia da prisão no dia seguinte
pegue o trem pra voltar pra casa

O CASAL MAIS PERFORMÁTICO DO MUNDO

[IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA]

I- nvm.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

his sloppy ass fumbling out the front door like a resident evil villain

[ems @emilyserber]

Instantly connected my kobo to StoryGraph

[ems @emilyserber]

The most bigoted people you know will be like PLURRRR✌🏻🌈 👽

[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

trying to connect with men just feels like a humiliation ritual. it’s always u versus their ego

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[ems @emilyserber]

WHY IS HE TECHNICALLY A PRETEEN IM SICK

[ems @emilyserber]

Sobbing, throwing up, & punching the air bc I just realized my little baby will technically be a teenager in 7 months 😭😭😭

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

yall should be scamming them 30 year olds that fuck girls fresh outta high school not somebody grandma

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

encouraging my son to play in the tall grass so he gets attacked by pokemon

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[ems @emilyserber]

I really expected my sourdough starter to smell like anything other than sour fucking dough

[lea @leaaxcx]

happy 19 th of june to those who celebrate . fuck gemini men

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes you have to just say “what a fucking loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing.