emily🧚

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[CRANK IT 2 THE MAX @f4gg0t_666]

DOLLY PARTON REINCARNATED AS LADY GAGA’S CHILD

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

Dolly Parton you changed my life when you picked a lock with your acrylics in Hannah Montana #RIP

[Dorian @dorian_2x]

me in 5th grade passing out the white boards and giving my opp the dirty one

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

i’d like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

🇪🇸💅😘

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

jude bellingham if u need a shoulder to cry on i’m available

[iva 𓂀 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

If that brave corgi story is AI I'm going to burn everything down.

[irene @eneribehave]

Chanel?

[A @deafandblinddog]

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe

[sarah @slothanova]

do something @FBI @NATO @TheTweetOfGod

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i don't know what "wuthering" even means and at this point i'm afraid to ask