Emily Toth

Social Studies Teacher
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She/her

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

@kirstenabigail2 I told my daycare kids that I like finding Nemo better than finding Dori (don't get me wrong I loved that one too) and one girl asked if it was in color. I had to remind her that snow white was in color when it came out it 1937...

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

A man had a portion of his intestines removed; he has a semi-colon. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#dadjokes #colon #grammarjokes #illseemyselfout #jokes

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

#dadjokes #yougetwhatyouaskfor #Facebook

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

I saw a group of crows outside my window this morning.

Does that make me a murder witness?
#dadjokes #Simpsons #crows #amiwrongthough #funny #notfunny #ornithology @MurderSmall

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

What do tabloids and astrology have in common?

They both make up stuff about the stars.

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

Cast your vote in the comments. Share this post with your own impression, too! #whodiditbetter #sillyfaces #relationshipgoals https://t.co/uglI0vH35w

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

I think most of us have forgotten the true meaning of "simp."

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

Nintendo is bringing back Guitar Hero!!!

They're gonna call it Mario Speedwagon! 🤷🏻‍♂️

#Nintendo #NintendoSwitch #ClassicRock #yourjokesarebad #dadjokes #marioparty #

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

Report Card Day!!!

I played the theme to Jaws while passing them out. 🦈💯

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

@mckenzieconnell It's soooo good!

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

What is the lowest form of comedy?

Dwarf jokes.

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

What do Top Gun and gym class trauma have in common?

Balls to the wall. 🤷

[I AM Rachel Quirky: better on instagram @IAMRachelQuirky]

Just out of curiosity

Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

This is for Virginia teachers 😉

How many students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter. That's not on the SOL.

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

Why did the woman with vertigo become a Buddhist?

She wanted to find balance in life.

🤷

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

What do empty space and the number zero have in common?

Nothing.

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

@row_burt_ah @cowboij NOOOOOO

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

Number four coming in at Book 2: episode 15

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

Avatar Book 1: episode 5 is the first instant of "MY CABBAGES"

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

Next appearance: Book 2, episode 12

[Emily Toth @eminemily97]

Why is Uncle Iroh so wholesome??