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@niainotyard Many thanks for that - it’s all uphill from here.

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I asked my dentist what ideas he had to improve my smile but he wasn't very forthcoming. In fact it was like pulling teeth.

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My late friend fell at the top of a ski slope and fractured his skull. Sadly he quickly went downhill from there.

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So on BBC Breakfast News this morning, our Deputy Prime Minister/Foreign Secretary said that Cyprus is a member of NATO & that RAF Fairmont is being used by the United States Air Force. Cyprus is not a member of NATO & RAF Fairford is being used by the United States Air Force.

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https://t.co/3JMWBLCnRP

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I've just bought a new writer's block but, try as I might, I just can't think of anything to write on it.

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Just had my £10 Christmas bonus. Turns out it started in 1972 when £10 today was worth 60p & £10 in 1972 would be worth £170 today.

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The fairy on top of our outdoor Christmas tree may not be the nicest in the neighbourhood but it's certainly up there.

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@potterlytics Different circumstances I know but the respect & appreciation shown to Enda Stevens by Sheffield United supporters contrasted hugely with the unwarranted derision shown to Tyrese Campbell.

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@dundee_stokie @wizardsofdrivel https://t.co/LEiKitQNq1

Even more pathetic journalism here.

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I had a collision with a camouflaged WW2 tank yesterday. To be honest, I never saw that coming.

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I had a neck brace fitted last week. I haven’t looked back since.

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Britain absolutely isn't a fascist state, and to prove it, someone who said it sounds like one has been prevented from appearing on state media, so that's tidied that up

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@oldspeckledben @DUCKmagstoke Interesting interchanging of positions between Fox & Tymon in the first half especially showing good understanding & teamwork.

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@GaryDelaney That’s a cute angle of product placement on the t-shirt.