Emlyn Crenshaw

comedy writer, IATSE Local 871, whore #2 in my high school production of Les Mis. mgmt: Thruline

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

my theory 👀

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

my Sim when he’s left to his own devices

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

.@elonmusk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

getting a news alert that WWIII has started as im rewatching Murray Bartlett shit in a suitcase

[Variety @Variety]

Warner Bros. Discovery will test out CNN news alerts while Max viewers are watching TV shows and movies on the platform.

https://t.co/qK2W3tAU5l

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

@mfpseth @Boringstein Justice for The Mick

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

@jelliclenassim !!!! such a round and kissable head!!!!!

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

@offbeatorbit if it's any consolation i put my airpods through the washing machine yesterday and after a little air drying... they are fine? apparently designed to withstand a couple water incidents

[matt rorabeck @mattrorabeck]

go off sean gunn https://t.co/xKSn8PJ92R

[Hear in LA @hearinladotcom]

Shit's getting real in the WGA + SAG strike.

"There's a lot of ways to lose your house."

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

already hate it, gonna try to get kicked off in the next 72 hours

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

im on threads i guess (@emlyncrenshaw). is anyone else? no worries if not

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

thought this was spongebob

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

posting today

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

my absolute least favorite pizza box. they’re two different animation styles. from two different dimensions. which one is lost. can he ever go home again

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

so now it's a CRIME to put on your own oxygen mask before you help others!?!?!? your honor my clients were starving and weak

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

@kosherhotdogz I have five weddings this year and I’ve been using Nuuly. Couldnt love it more. And you can wear different things to every wedding without spending a million dollars!!!

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I'm incredibly proud of how transparent our union is. In the @WGAWest's strike announcement, we included a list of our proposals, and the AMPTP's responses. Read it for yourself: it explains in black and white we're forced to go on strike.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

lfg

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

i heard this is exactly what andrew's mom did the day he moved out

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I didn’t smoke a cigar or hear a single song for 93 days.

Only the screams of sadness.

Now. We have Mariah.

[Variety @Variety]

‘The White Lotus’ Sets Natasha Rothwell to Return for Season 3 (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/ntVHaaZM9B

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

what if your dad DIED and you were PREGNANT and your husband was GAY and then you FELL DOWN

[Emlyn Crenshaw @emlyncrenshaw]

"he has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time hahaha" no. the funniest thing of all the time already happened. it's when Chrysippus saw a donkey eating figs and said "Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs," whereupon he died in a fit of laughter