Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
Actually, if you open your eyes and see, you'll notice rather that most people, in fact almost all people, are beautiful, and that in the awe-striking rainbow of human variety it's nigh on impossible to find someone truly, genuinely ugly, except me, because i'm chopped and unc
sometimes i use a comma in casual text to connect two independent clauses because i want to seem chill and unpretentious, but please know that in my head, i'm using a semicolon