Emmanuel

Husband,dad,one fun loving guy.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[TC @totalcristiano]

The timing of this advert kills me everytime 😭

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

This is how the United States deals with the world👇

[UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ @UPYOURARSENAL04]

Brazil bench Martinelli, They Struggled
Spain Bench Zubimendi, They Struggled

Germany starts Havertz, They won 7-1
Sweden starts Gyokeres, They won 5-1
France Starts Saliba and They won 3-1

You will not succeed without Arsenal🤷🏽‍♂️

[Translating Falasteen (Palestine) @translatingpal]

"Daddy, my love, come to me." A daughter says goodbye to her father in words meant for a man who can no longer answer, as Mohammed Al-Habil and his son are laid to rest after an Israeli occupation strike killed them both in northern Gaza City today. Her farewell, spoken to his lifeless body, is the kind of moment that has repeated itself across the Strip for over 2 years and a half in the recent genocide, a child calling out to a parent and a brothr who had been taken in an instant. Father and son were killed together, and buried together, two more names in a toll that has not stopped climbing.

mohamed_jebrel_ (IG)

[Emmanuel @emmansoi]

@CarolRadull 1-1

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Spain against Cabo Verde

[Emmanuel @emmansoi]

@TrollFootball 😂😂

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

Because africa is hate watching south africa, morocco think we have forgotten them and their towel

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

In major hospitals hapa Kenya, kuna some experienced “smugglers” with many years under their belt and vast connections. Huwa wanaitwa specifically bill ikishinda patient who is admitted and the family is willing to “talk.”

Usually, they meet relatives and well-wishers kwa restaurant just outside but near the vicinity. He first asks for the original bill, then scans it slowly while shaking his head in sadness, occasionally glancing at his “clients” as they sip tea nervously. Then he says, “Hii mkilipa yote, si mtauza shamba zote mkuwe squatters?”

No one responds before the chairman leading the “congregation” says in low tones, “Tulitumwa kwako. Ona venye utatusaidia my brother, unajua hali ya uchumi.”

He takes out his phone and goes straight to the calculator. Usually, from the total bill, the standard payment is one-third. But when he uses his “third eye” and “smells” weak family ties, there’s a small discount huwa mnapewa.

After reaching an agreement, they huddle together with his clients, and he clarifies that the entire operation is based on trust and strictly cash-only. Once the “transfer fees” are finalized, he tells them that the moment they receive his call, waanze kuwasha engine of their Toyota Noah, ready to receive their loved one.

Halafu mnapewa warning, relatives with weak hearts wasishtuke when they see the patient—who had fully recovered—being wheeled into the parking lot in a wheelchair, kama amefunikwa na a blue sheet from miguu all the way to the head.

The smuggler is connected to everyone—from gate watchmen, nurses, doctors, and accountants—in short, everyone eats.

The patient is also briefed: if they see someone enter the ward wearing a cap that has “sealed” everything leaving the eyes only and pushing a wheelchair, afuate venye anaambiwa, na aache maswali mingi.

After going to the hospital together and instructing them to wait for him in the parking lot, he returns a few hours later as promised, wheeling in the patient, who is covered from head to toe.

If the family is heading to North Rift, he even gets into the car na anakaa hapo mbele and escorts them up to Kangemi before returning by matatu.

In his own words, before the relatives thank him profusely, “Hapendi kucheza na kazi yake.”

As he gets out, he reminds them once more, “Mmeona venye tunacheza? Msisahau kuniletea wateja!”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*

*USA, host of the World Cup, bombs Iran for over a month, kills its Supreme Leader and refuses to let the Iranian team stay even one night in the country*

FIFA President:

[Emmanuel @emmansoi]

@ahmednasirlaw It looks like the president reads your posts….

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

TikTok: Puedo tener acceso a tus contactos.

Yo: No gracias.

TikTok a los 10 minutos: Mira, a lo mejor conoces a esta persona de tus contactos.

[Emmanuel @emmansoi]

@Krepublics2_ Do you have insurance? Why pay? Let the insurance take care of this.

[Emmanuel @emmansoi]

@MachariaNjeru @AutokeyKenya is this you?

[Emmanuel @emmansoi]

@WaihigaMwaura Are you sure that’s not Egonga😅