trader josie

truly a stream of consciousness

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[compost fairy 🧚‍♂️ @practicallypete]

Betty White dying on NYE is just about one of the worst omens imaginable

[Fox School @thefoxschool]

Fox

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"Holding Out for a Hero" from Shrek 2 (originally by Bonnie Tyler)

Y'ALL KNEW I HAD TO PUT THIS ONE FIRST. This is the absolute best movie cover of ALL TIME. It's better than the original. I need the Fairy Godmother to perform at all my future functions.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

It's Always Legendary in Philadelphia

[trader josie @emmaskye428]

@lilyclairr Easiest way I spent 1400 dollars at Dunkin in 4 months

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

“I was born in 2007” sounds so fake bro nobody is born that late

[trader josie @emmaskye428]

@sad_oat Forget noodle, @trecooper_ is the new Oracle

[trader josie @emmaskye428]

@AmodioMatt @thebabymac0 @riley_e_smith Congrats Matt. You’re truly a celebrity now. Don’t let it get to your head.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

579 receptions
6,267 yards
38 touchdowns
Countless unforgettable moments

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

Thanks for the shout-out, @Harry_Styles! 🐧🦒🐢🐅

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Oceanographers found the real-life SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star hanging out together on a rock at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

im ONE large purchase away from peace i can just feel it!!!!

[trader josie @emmaskye428]

Playing Pokémon go at the bar

[Timothée Bridge @HahaTimBridge]

What are The Beatles if not three men holding back George Harrison?