emma smith

Illegitimi non carborundum don't let the bastards get you down

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

Please help @EE My ee isn’t working and I need a PAC code for my mum. As it’s linked to my dads account I can’t get this simply. Mum can’t call as she’s unwell. Who can help?

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@ThatEricAlper Hank

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@British_Airways Thank, I’ve spoken to someone and hopefully it’ll being sorted.

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@British_Airways pls help I’m panicking. Just checked flight times for next week and realised my daughters name is incorrect-it’s auto filled to mine 😱 Will it be easy enough to change to her name if I call tomorrow?

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@britishair540 Haha no thanks!

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

Great time at @CampBestival and the team looked after us after our tent imploded, but it was soured by some scumbags who raided our tent and stole from us before we clear everything out. Honestly.

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@CampBestival was fun, despite our tent collapsing! The team helped us keep warm for the night but it was soured by the scumbags who raided our tent and nicked stuff.

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@CampBestival We’ve been queuing 3 hours! What a waste of an afternoon!

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@CampBestival @Kiiwwii3 @NatalieLeader @onejoemurphy @RobdaBank @CampBestival any news? This is soul-destroying. We should have had the tent up by now!

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@CampBestival @Kiiwwii3 @NatalieLeader @onejoemurphy @RobdaBank We’re on the B3070 too and have been here for 2 hours. We zipped in last year no problem!

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@RobdaBank @CampBestival The queue to drive in is crazzzzyyyy. What’s going on please?

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@RoyalMailHelp I’m away & a delivery has been made (even though I’d asked for re delivery/neighbour) and it’s been left under my neighbours car on our driveway. They don’t know it’s there and I can’t contact them. It’s likely it’ll get destroyed if they move their car. Pls help!

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@InternetH0F The remote control

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

The last Peter in Eastenders was posh and the new one is a chav.

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@GoDaddy why can I not get into my account? I’ve tried 2 browsers and an incognito but nothing is loading. It’s the whirling wheel of death

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@annabelport I do this ☺️

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@primaryteachew @Teacherglitter Really good, actually

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

Hey @ollymurs, did you know there are loads of cardboard cutouts of you at Colchester Castle? 😂

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@TUIUK Done. Thanks

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@TUIUK why are the holidays I’m looking at saying ‘book now with no deposit’ but then need a £1000 deposit when I click to book?

[emma smith @emmasmiv]

@TUIUK It’s April 2024. Either 1st or 3rd April