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[G F CHAOS AGENT @getfaace]

My brain when I read the word hippocampus

[alex @notfunnyatalI]

who tryin to kiss by the shrekgetables

[ben @PBandZee]

congress when january bills hit

[em @emmcgran]

mom pregnant with twins, call that wombmates

[shania twink @OfficialDebRyna]

Disassociating, goodbye

[tate @50FirstTates]

why in the fuck would someone ever need to press a 7 on a microwave get that shit out of here

[cal? @cal_gif]

I’m not a chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through

[em @emmcgran]

i have never been peer pressured to drink alcohol like adults told me i would be but what i HAVE been is peer pressured to speed by other drivers (specifically Karens) on a daily basis

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

The human personality is made of five key elements

[abs @abbyhoward26]

cleveland news has officially lost their minds...

[em @emmcgran]

new drinking game: take a shot every time you see a coronavirus halloween costume this year