Emma Dames

haven’t made a joke since 2016

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

While commemorating the lives lost to such a heinous act committed on this day, let’s also reckon with the dangerous anti-Muslim sectarianism breeding in our country for political gain. The Muslim ban is NOT the answer.

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

You should always have a career back up plan. For example, if I don’t land a job at the state department, I’m hoping to be the hottest girl at my local RV park.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

So, not to be a wet blanket, but there's a viral video going around of a woman who repeatedly parks her car beside a gas pump with her gas cap on the opposite side of the car because she's confused. She does it, like, three or four times. (thread)

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The tear gas wasn’t tear gas. The photo op wasn’t a photo op. The protests weren’t peaceful. The death toll is exaggerated. The virus isn’t that bad. The economy doesn’t need any more help.

All they have left is telling us not to believe what we’re seeing with our own eyes.

[Swifty Morgan 💨🔥💙 @AMPARADOXXX]

it’s not just about George Floyd he was just the straw that broke the camels back .

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

You hate-watch one video on YouTube and your algorithm is FUCKED

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

@nicole_alyssa99 I can confirm that they b blazing

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

Just had communion and I’m literally SO full 😛👌🏼🙏🏼

[Lucy Dames @thenamesdames4]

And just like clockwork, my mom is blasting the Dirty Dancing soundtrack in her bedroom immediately after watching Dirty Dancing.

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

Good morning to Trish Gunby only

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

Being nonwhite in America does NOT make someone a guest, and it certainly doesn’t make their being here a privilege that can be revoked by mere dissent. This is racism, point blank, & this man is normalizing it. Fuck this. We deserve better.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

@daniigardner8 I love you

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

CHUCK 😍👌🏻👅👀

[Joke P @HamForDessert]

When your school’s career fair comes around, and they tell you to dress in business attire, don’t be a sheep.

Who are employers going to remember more, another Brian in an ill fitting black suit, or a You in a trench coat and black combat boots?

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

@daniigardner8 hi dani <3

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

17 years young 🙈💋👀 Popular 💓🍻🏈Right wing politics 👊🏻☑️🇺🇸
MAGA 🙌🏼😻💪🏻👅Justice for Mr. Furkin!! 🙏🏼🌺😩⚡️

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

I don’t even ask what’s going on anymore

[Emma Dames @emmieloudames]

I can't stop thinking about how I'm not welcome back at the Grand Glaze library branch.