emily

all the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck

[emily @emmygr33n]

“at least my trauma made me funny”
who said you were funny

[emily @emmygr33n]

There are songs that only exist in the European wax centers of the world

[emily @emmygr33n]

@tacoboybob It’s good I promise

[m. @wcsstallvn]

let’s discuss a real demon

[emily @emmygr33n]

When I send my boyfriend a “which bug is your gf” reel and he picks wrong

[emily @emmygr33n]

guy in high school CAD class designed a house so bad that I’ve kept this in my photos for the past 8 years

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[emily @emmygr33n]

@tacoboybob Hey wemby come out back I have a really cool lead pipe to show you ☺️😇

[emily @emmygr33n]

@tacoboybob Hey wemby come out back I have a really cool lead pipe to show you ☺️😇

[emily @emmygr33n]

@megansbirdapp My close personal friend!

[emily @emmygr33n]

I do have a Gen X coworker who insists these were the good old days the only upside I can imagine is that architects couldn’t torture everyone with clash detection

[emily @emmygr33n]

Once I had a stress dream that my boss was mad at me and took away my computer and I had to do this at a drafting desk my myself in the middle of the office

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Office life before the invention of AutoCAD and other drafting softwares

[emily @emmygr33n]

@tacoboybob https://t.co/he3Y9f2sLB

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(MLB announcer when the worst guy on the team finally does something good) hes always doing shit like that and he’s one of our best guys

[emily @emmygr33n]

I genuinely have the temperament of a carriage horse, was just on a run and got spooked by a stick sitting still on the sidewalk

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Browning butter to bake something I’m not going to be able to taste the browned butter in

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

(Mick Jagger writing the list) oi ronnay. oo's va biggest influencah

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

(George Costanza voice) This was supposed to be the summer I turned pretty

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

[emily @emmygr33n]

@megansbirdapp Wait I did not know we had this lore in common