dan

life is amazin, it is what it should be

[Samy @SaltySamy]

Foden deadass has 6 of these and I've never seen him flex it once

[Luka - Fan @Lukathfc]

He got his boyhood move.

Dreams do come true, congratulations Tosin.

[WPL @WomenPostingLs]

Fаggot

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

The way he's holding that pen, it's either football or nothing.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

So is Kim Jong Un.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷

Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale.

Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.

[dan @emperdana]

Akhirnyaaa resmi

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Enzo Fernandez. Package for 25yo midfielder work £125m so matches British transfer record. Argentina int’l granted permission by #CFC to undergo medical & complete #MCFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Y1bjwO8qsw

[the elusive sniffer @shandya]

SEA countries should sue the Indonesian government over the health hazards caused by years and years of incompetence in handling forest fires. I’m saying this as an Indonesian myself.

[FIKKKŚ☢️🦍 @Fikayofmars]

Red wedding was never really an issue tbh.

[UFC @ufc]

The performance of a lifetime.

[ @SongYadongLFG | #UFCShanghai ]

[dan @emperdana]

@Tumini_Ball @pisangij01 @FPL_sieltam @id_fm Tim : Eze Come, Essugo
Pelatih : Perdana Kurniansyah

[dan @emperdana]

@fpldeadlock @pisangij01 Eze Come, Essugo

[Looposhi @22loops]

This nigga is not blind.

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

Keep seeing this pop-up on my timeline kmt I was young and naive. First ever show in Tel Aviv and thought I’d gas up my fans with this picture but this picture is not a political statement in anyway 😖

[intinyadeh @intinyadeh]

#intinyadeh ratusan siswa SMKN 6 Semarang keracunan menu MBG.

Ambulans dtg anter2in korban. Dari speaker sekolah diumumin “mohon tidak didokumentasikan”

Jumlah korban awalnya 690, bertambah jd 707 siswa.

Sejumlah siswa mendapati ayam masih mentah, ada ulat di olahan sayur.

[Variety @Variety]

Pandji Pragiwaksono is the biggest comedian from Indonesia. But for him to perform in his home country, he must have his material approved by the government.

“I’m required to send a transcript of my jokes to the police,” he tells Variety. Only after the cops sign off on his punchlines will they provide a permit for the event.

After one special where he targeted Indonesia’s two largest Muslim organizations for accepting state mining concessions (therefore tying themselves to the Indonesian government), six people filed police reports accusing Pragiwaksono of blasphemy.

He was interrogated on four occasions, for six hours each. Pragiwaksono believes the campaign against him is politically motivated and that the vice president is behind it.

“A week after the special was released, over 1,000 Muslim people poured into the streets protesting my jokes, saying that it was blasphemy and it was condescending Islam,” Pragiwaksono says. “It caught me by surprise because I have no intentions of condescending Islam. The joke wasn’t even about religion.”

Read the full profile from @ethanshanfeld: https://t.co/l0hXDMNsHo

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Thank the lord

[dan @emperdana]

Stress

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[dan @emperdana]

Kasian Tuchel wkwkwkw